The conundrum of democracy:"Always vote for the glass-eating clown" - Ann Arbor Chronicle (David Erik Nelson)
"Listen: Given the option of electing a Harvard law professor or a glass-eating clown, vote for the clown." Indeed.
Parents are squeamish about full-body scans of their minor children at airports - St. Petersburg Times" 'There are legitimate concerns about an adult viewing strikingly graphic images of a child's body,' said Maria Kayanan, associate legal director of the American Civil Liberties Union of Florida. 'It's basically a nude picture.' " Eww. Makes me wanna drive or take the train.
Michigan inmate shot, killed while trying to flee - Detroit Free Press
Seth Privacky was serving five life sentences for murder.