Motorcycle club president put on probation, told to abide by liquor laws by judge after after conviction for selling alcohol without license

Chief Wiggum

So if the Cement City, MI chapter of the Iron Coffins MC had obtained a liquor license then that asshat who drank too much and crashed his van into some parked cars wouldn't have done so? Somehow I doubt it. But as a famous cartoon policeman once opined: "The government is powerless to help you, but not to punish you." And so it goes.