Monday, February 20, 2012

How to make a Democrat or a Republican STFU

Do this:

Democrat: Obama is ^%*$ awesome! I love that guy!
Me: Jeesh.You been listening to Rachel Maddow too long.
Democrat: .......yer...a....racist!....(angry silence)

Republican: ^%*$ Obama! I hate that guy!
Me: Watch Fox News much do you?
Republican: silence)

I have to warn you though the effect of this verbal pepper spray is sadly only temporary, but like a fast sucker punch or quick foot stomp, it will give you a chance to bail on any further argumentation with a Dem/Rep-style politically brain dead zombie.