This mofo is the best guest speaker you guys could come up with?

The Kwamester

Ex-Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick is scheduled to take his lame ass book-tour to my alma mater in a few days. Probably trying to raise a few more thou to pay for the legal team he is no doubt assembling for his upcoming federal corruption trials.

The Kwamster does some battlefield preparation

Disgraced ex-Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick gives a mealy-mouthed self-serving interview to the Detroit News today that is full of non-apology apologies, half-truths, pleas for sympathy and barely concealed appeals to blacks for racial solidarity (i.e., Acquit me!). Look for him to mount a "whitey hates me" style of defense at his upcoming federal corruption trial.

Me personally I would be happy to see all of Kilpatrick's charges dropped (but not the restitution payments though) in exchange for him being required to  staying in Texas permanently and not visit Michigan for at least 10 years. Why? Because that fat, hairy, crooked, lying tumor on Michigan politics and society is better off removed than contained.